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What Would Happen if Donald Trump Married Rosie O'Donnell and they (Shudder) Moved in Next Door to You. Foul insults take flight, Circle, and poop on your head. Close the window, please.
What Miss Thing Wears While Soaking In Her Bubble Bath on Sunday Morning. Bandage on the thumb And yesterday's mascara Plus a wistful smile.
Musings on November 8, 2006, that Miss Thing Would Never Be Rude Enough to Speak Aloud (but Must Express). We won, we won – ha! (Did I mention that they lost?) Sob, you smirking chimp!
‘American Idol,’ Round 1. Befuddled masses Yearning to sing free (off key) And make Simon scowl.
Why Miss Thing Doesn’t Watch ‘Lost’. Ooh, our plane went down; We’re stuck here in Hawaii… Whining in the sun.
RIP, OC. ‘Grey’s’ takes all the air So our ingénue must die. We suffocate too.
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