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February 16, 2007

Nepalese Cross Dresser Gets Dual Citizenship

Dude looks like a Miss Thing. Chanda Musalman, a 40-year-old Nepalese man who dresses like a woman, has become the first in his country (and possibly in any country) to receive “transgender” citizenship. According to the Sun, “authorities granted Chanda a citizenship certificate that erased the male/female category, replacing it with both.”

February 14, 2007

Shame on You, Bad Burglar

Miss Thing has a message for the stupid burglar who recently broke into an Irish pizza parlor: You bring dishonor to Miss Things everywhere. It’s one thing to be so desperately low-class that the best crime you can think up is to rob the tip jar at some greasy pizza joint. It’s another to be so stupid that you can’t remember which side of the door you shattered coming in, so that when you try to make your getaway you run smack into the unbroken side of the glass. And then to have the whole thing captured on video. And played over and over and over on the TV news. Oh, why couldn’t this idiot have been a man?!

February 13, 2007

RIP, OC.

‘Grey’s’ takes all the air

So our ingénue must die.

We suffocate too.

February 12, 2007

Horrors! Gift Card Scam Ends Shopping Sprees

If you haven’t spent all your gift cards yet, you’d better hurry. It seems scammers are writing down the numbers of gift cards, and then going online to see when they’ve been activated and for how much so that they can use them before the true owner has a chance to. Then when you, unsuspecting Miss Thing, go to the store to use your gift card, your shopping spree grinds to a tragic halt when you find out that it’s worthless. Oh, the humanity!

February 9, 2007

Bush Sr. Gets Frisky with Desperate Housewife

Miss Thing can’t decide which aspect of this TMZ.com story is most disturbing. Is it that 82-year-old former president George H.W. Bush is on the loose, playing kissy face and grabbing the butt of a middle-aged TV actress? (Has he spent too much time making public service announcements with Bill Clinton?) Or is it that Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher can eat lunch with Republicans without spitting up? (Miss thing couldn’t.) Either way, it’s fun imagining what Barbara said when she saw the video.

February 8, 2007

Dog Sniffs Out Cell Phones

Murphy...call me. A prison in the UK has hired a dog named Murphy to work full-time sniffing out prisoners' illicit mobile phones. Murphy's trainer taught the pooch "to detect one particular scent out of 20 given off by mobile handsets," according to Ananova. "Exactly what he seeks out cannot be revealed for security reasons...However, his nose is so sensitive he can distinguish between the smell of officers' phones and illicit handsets." Now if only we could get Murphy to do something about the jackasses braying into their cell phones in the supermarket or the movie theater....

February 2, 2007

‘American Idol,’ Round 1.

Befuddled masses

Yearning to sing free (off key)

And make Simon scowl.

February 1, 2006

Yoga Injuries are Rising

Miss Thing knew it all along. Exercise is bad for you. And if we'd been meant to move our bodies like that, we'd have been born all contorted up like a pretzel. In fact, it makes Miss Thing's joints ache just to think about it...so let's all go sit in the hot tub.