Miss Thing does not mercy date--so don’t ask.

Miss Thing always plays, but never exercises.

Miss Thing never refuses a gift.

Miss Thing never dates a man she wouldn’t marry.

When Miss Thing’s boyfriend makes the mistake of dumping her, and then comes back (as they always do), he must be punished.

Miss Thing always eats dinner.

Miss Thing dances at every opportunity.

Miss Thing loves the library for the   architecture.

Miss Thing never dates a man who refuses to go in costume to a Halloween party.

Miss Thing develops one killer smile for all occasions (boredom, politics, religion).

Miss Thing must be entertained at all times.

Miss Thing knows her self worth down to the last penny.

Miss Thing never leaves any change on the table when doing business. 

Miss Thing has a code word she works into the conversation when she is ready to go.

Miss Thing is allowed to make up a boyfriend when she doesn’t need an escort.